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As an answer to the person who commented before me, he had Irritable Bowel Syndrome. It means that he cannot control his bowels, hence he has to use the bathroom to take a dump randomly and for very long periods of time. Not fun. Imagine how sore your anus would get from constantly having horrible diarrhea. not fun at all. =) Oh well, perhaps Mr. Scrooge and the assistant chick will get together, and he'll get him some of that badonkadonk. Or maybe it'll be one of the Holiday Super Friends (to the extreme) who changes said damsel's thoughts on capitalism. Fun stuff. Politics and holiday characters. And poo. Great combination. Oh, and boobies. Boobies are mostest good. =)